The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (December 2, 2022)

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    Font - D Daniel Silvermint @DSilvermint I run a D&D game for 11-year olds, and yesterday a new player introduced his character by saying he was "old but not very old, like between middle-aged and elderly... maybe 40, something like that?" Anyway that's when a dozen dragons attacked the party. 7:26-30 Mar 22- Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - diamonds shouldn't be expensive in Dnd because they're overpriced on earth on purpose as a scam made by De Beers
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    Sleeve - Party congratulating me on a well thought out and fun session made with mematic Me who forgot to do any prep and improv'd the entire thing -100
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    Cartoon - writing-prompt-s Follow "Dead men tell no tales? Wrong, your honor. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness, the victim." wonderarium Follow
    via u/DeadForDecember
  • 05
    Font - the-money-dog Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house Ravenclaw: Wizard Gryffindor: Wizard Hufflepuff: Wizard Slytherin: Wizard Source: the-money-dog 13,065 notes
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    Forehead - THE PLAYERS ARE ON AN ADVENTURE SET IN A REMOTE AND ICY OUTPOST HAVE A DOG RUN TO THE OUTPOST BEING CHASED BY ORCS SHOOTING ARROWS AT IT NO ONE TOOK ORC AS A LANGUAGE AND THE PLAYERS KILL THE ORCS AND TAKE THE DOG IN AS A PET NONE OF THEM HAVE SEEN JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING azeu
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    Font - sexhaver what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like "oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post- necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff" chorusofravenousangels "what do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL, it's a CLASSIC" "idk I'm not really into evocations." "how can you not be into ANY evocations?" "well, it's kind of dad magic, isn't it?"
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    Cartoon - Cleric I cast "Insect Plague" 200ft above the BBEG's head DM Druid ...aaaaaand since I'm next, I immediately cast "Animal Shapes" on all the inects, turning them in into elephants
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    Outerwear - When you remind the Dm, that an enemy can attack with advantage. Resulting in the death of a Party Member I'm doing my part!
  • 10
    Wood - DUNGEONS DRAGONS A GAME WHERE A 3 HOUR WALK TAKES 5 MINUTES, BUT A 5 MINUTE BATTLE TAKES 3 HOURS
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    Tire - when you're a necromancer but you have a regular 9:5 job instead of doing "evil" shit. R4038 CAT
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    Furniture - I think we're all in a dark place- D&D Addicts Anonymous I Have Darkvision!
    via u/Liger-9
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    Human - RUN A FULL CAMPAIGN FOR THEM AND YOU GET $500K AT THE FINISH, WOULD YOU DO IT? TERNAT Metagames so badly he's transcending his actual self, will read ahead in the module you're playing Doesn't look up from phone unless called by name three times and offered a sacrifice of Pringles Stage 4 terminal Matt Mercer syndrome Saw it in a DnD greentext/meme compilation so it should work in game
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    Organism - "I made my magic shopkeeper a retired level 20 adventurer so my players don't mess with them" made with mematic "I made the magic shopkeep one of the PC's mom"
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    Rectangle - BEHOLD! The ultimate unstoppable character concept! Using the patented "weak = good character" method, I give you the Centaur Wizard! Initiative -4 Hit Dice 1d6 Score 3 Strength Score Modifier Save 5 -3 -3 Dexterity HP 2 Armor Class 6 Modifier Save -4 -4 Constitution Score Modifier 3 Save -4 -4 Wizard 1 Speed 40 Proficiency +2 Intelligence Score Modifier Save 3 -4 -2 Score 3 Wisdom Score Modifier Save 4 -3 -1 Charisma Modifier Save -4 -4

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